“I’ve noticed this idea/fear in a lot of men’s minds (particularly Americans)”

“white folks need to see the reality in front of us and do what we can to change it”

“Havok dedicates so much of the book to scrupulously describing sex”

“shame on you for that Ron, and shame on you for reporting me to the real estate commission.”

“I want it all to go back. All eight years. Back to the first bite”

“The biggest highlight of the radio spot is…”

Do you have a hard time imagining Tom Cruise murdering someone?

“I remember the autobahn. How slow we felt doing anything else”

“Around Munich with such a huge smile”

“Existence itself is an act of violence.”

“You will feel “lesser-than” if you keep texting without replies.”

“in first grade when a teacher’s aide mistook me for a boy”

“Why wouldn’t women “in nature” be drawn to as much seed as they can get?”

The finished story will be like nothing I could have imagined beforehand…

“Everyone’s just bitching, or crying, or hoping that you’re going to go soon”

“What happens when a nude model changes their mind?”

“enjoying your sexuality, which happens to be slightly different”

…telling a joke about Gary Coleman being Jesus…

“whatever that shriveled thing is spinning, spinning, spinning on the rollers”

“There are only so many snakes one woman can carry around in her bicycle basket!”