Learning to skate is just like having sex with women…

“People who are stalked usually know their stalkers”

“summer is gone, and that we must, again, quietly cuddle-up”

“why does al-Assad choose to speak to the American people, to the world, through the Fox News channel?”

“Fred and Tim: A Parody of an Actual Political Party”

Ponderings on the expansion of sexual orientation…

...American mythologies about gender, privilege, and the American Dream.

“They gave me something to focus on beyond depression”

“why they are called toys instead of apparatuses or climax assistance objects”

“Better to assume

the impossible jewelry of love”

…uncover unknowns that families keep safe…

“can we stop all these leaves from
falling from the trees while we’re at it?”

“I spent those nine years trying to forget you”

…Ultimate courage to lay bare and offer one’s self without mediation.

You know you’re breaking up with a lesbian when…

“my dick. She saw it from her rear-view mirror.”

“the vomit flies swarming in your belly buzz into the shit and refuse”

Sometimes the criminal's face tells the whole story.

“Those guys were
supposed
to be out there
fixing the car,
tuning the engine”

Deer live in the city and lots of buildings are on fire!