“I’m not into diapers or feces or rape fantasies or gang bangs”

The impotence of a boy wizard and his orange.

“highjacks you into reverence”

Sorry there’s barf…

Challenging certain stereotypes of women and social stigmas…

“We all know what a dirge sounds like”

Pantsless and over par.

“Despite the best attempts of the assholes in charge”

Nobody should get the girl in the end!

“We want the perfection only seen from the outside in”

“The first real human being I’ve seen on television in 20 years.”

The people behind me in a checkout line…

Madison is GOURD-GEOUS!

“as satisfying as depressing those pumps on the Reebok’s”

…headless and legless torsos with faded skin, too-old disembodied heads…

“Still, no beat, beat, heartbeat”

A man and his snake and a snake and his man.

My fat says to fuck right off.

“playful and eccentric, there is always an underlying darkness”

“It begins with awe ballooning in his stomach”