There was no fairy unicorn involved…

“fuck second person. Broke is where you are, not who you are”

Morning comes early for nitebird divorcée.

“he hospitalized a teenage would-be burglar with a claw hammer”

Inappropriate times for my radical agenda.

How a man turns woman in 9 not so easy steps…

“the sexual tension of a year of heavy flirtation and potential sex”

“grass hills, sun-filled squinty eyes, general lethargy and ease”

PLEASE don’t say you said it was good to see a black person in there…

“where my life was threatened at the point of an X-Acto knife”

Nobody likes you. Wicked, tricksy, false.

“Karel’s work belongs in the top of geometric sculpture”
–Bruno Ernst speaks with NAILED…

“You mean, like, spooning?”

…blurry reflections of foggy nights…

Hi Dad! (I'm gay.)

Nothing is without danger.

x-rays, bees, and technology...

“They all called him Asshole like it was his name”

What is a Dennis?

“Eyes, stuck in perma-popped-bubblegum marvel”