“Conversation is hard because it involves a lot of shutting up”

Wanna make out? YEA.

“with the reactions to the shooting of Mike Brown. I was outraged”

“…fraught relationship between women and food.”

Floof your fauxhawk!

“Sex and sacrifice.
My sacrifice is for pleasure. My pleasure.”

“He tells me to say something if it hurts. I say it hurts.”

Alienating the elements in fashion and beauty magazines…

And I gave them my phone number and they are a mega babe…

“My fat is as much a part of me as my organs”

What alien probing smells like…

“in the middle of a huge swarm of bees”

“not because it’s unique that I gave up a kidney”

“I would call myself a feminist, which is what men’s rights activists call “beta.””

“…reverberated eyes pulled me into their universe.”

“stand my body on a rock,
nail my hands to the wheeling stars”

Jealousy in love gets exacerbated through social media…

“what was going on while I was on this chemo-level drug”

FAILING HAUS-IVERSARY!